Twenty-one things to do in college
Remember the girl from the developing world on campus?
Remember the fat chef in the cafeteria?
Remember when you left school?
We can forget a lot, but a lot we can’t forget.
. At the fourth level, you may have scored 59 points for the first time, but you only got 50 points for the second time. By the third time, you have no confidence!
In fact, even if you pass successfully, it can’t represent anything.
Maybe you still dare not speak to foreigners, or you do n’t understand an English news report at all!
Scholarships are certainly glorious, but getting them is not necessarily a good thing.
One of my brothers received a third-class scholarship and was forced to treat him.
After a meal, it cost 410 yuan, and the third-class scholarship was only 400 yuan!
Oh, dumb to eat Coptis chinensis, there is no way to tell.
Damn scholarship, don’t bother!
The first time I kissed my girlfriend and hid in the cinema for the first time, I almost vomited because I was not used to the taste of her saliva.
I said to her, “Let’s not kiss again in the future, shall we?
“She said,” Okay!
“Because she vomited before I wanted to vomit!
This is my first kiss, a romantic accident.
Every boy ‘s memory of Valentine ‘s Day on Valentine ‘s Day is a real rose!
I really do n’t know, would those roses be better than the fish-flavored shredded pork in Sichuan Restaurant?
I remember on Valentine’s Day, I bought a bouquet of roses for my girlfriend for 50 yuan each, and her shoulder smile was so exaggerated.
In front of my classmates, they gave me a hug that made me feel a pain!
Valentine’s Day, a holiday devised by foreign devils to hurt people!
When breaking up with love, she said, “I’m numb with you!
I replied, “Hope you find happiness!
“It didn’t take long for her to have a new boyfriend, a self-study candidate and a high-ranking child.
Later, I heard that she was dumped after being played with.
The last time I saw her was not long ago, she said, in fact, should not break up with me.
In retrospect, when she knew her, she lent me a copy of “Troubles of Young Witt”.
Looking at her back, I cried silently . Tencent QQ has no phone number and doesn’t worry, but it can’t without QQ number.
The coughing and snoring voices lingered around the beam for three days. Netizens spread all over the country, even as far as the other side of the earth, and communication changed from the real society to the virtual world.
Sadly, we never take the initiative to say to everyone around us: “Hello, can we talk?
“StarCraft If you don’t know StarCraft or if you’re a girl, otherwise it’s stupid.
The war of Terrans, Zerg and Protoss continued for four years at the university.
Everyone sleeps and forgets to eat online. Whenever power is cut off every night, someone always comforts and says, “Sleep, we will fight tomorrow!
“Tomorrow, will there be StarCraft?
Computer When buying a computer, everyone has their own grand plans, learning programming, software and hardware, not playing games, making good use of the Internet!
In fact, the more people who swear poison, the more crazy they will be.
Look, which machine is not playing games, chatting on the Internet, or watching video discs?
Computer, the most time-consuming friend besides a girlfriend!
Long holiday May 1 and National Day, two rare long holidays.
Walk, walk, walk, go where you want to go!
Xinjiang to the west, Shanghai to the east, Harbin to the north, Guangzhou to the south!
A brother came to Hangzhou and called by the West Lake. We said, “You are so happy!
He answered on the other side of the phone: “Behind happiness are countless silver corpses in the wild!
“Wait for the ball game, wait, finally wait for the Chinese team to qualify.
Milu, magical coach!
On the day of watching the game, everyone was sitting together, and their mood changed.
The day of watching the ball has passed, and what is left in my mind is a rare memory!
When the canteen first arrived at school, I saw a large canteen, thinking that he would always find his love.
Later, I discovered that I can still swallow food with two steps around the rice bowl!
Barely got something to coax the belly, and after eating, two green worms and three stones were left on the dining table!
This is our life!
Four years of cycling university, I bought five bikes, the longest was a year, the least was only half a day!
The thief who steals a car always has a clever way to make your sturdy car lock vulnerable!
An economist ‘s teacher imitated the supply-demand balance and said, “The reason why everyone can easily buy dirty cars is because thieves can easily get them.
The current bicycle market is basically in a state of supply and demand balance!
“It’s like you can’t buy a bike without it.
Poverty had money when he was a freshman. There were some exceptions when he was a sophomore. He was too poor to be a junior.
In fact, the money has never been reduced, it has just been increased!
The girlfriend spends a sum, and the friend’s party is a sum.
You have to spend money on everything, so you have to be poor!
The tutor remembered that when he went to tutoring for the first time, his heart sounded like a drum.
After working for the first time, my confidence increased. It turned out to be very easy.
I usually play as usual, and when I need a tutor, I wear a new one and look like a teacher.
In fact, in front of the students, they are like teachers, and when they return to school, the teacher sees him, so afraid!
I went to work to copy a bill for a company, and I was busy all afternoon until my back was sore and my limbs were weak.
Then the supervisor told me, “Take it, this is your salary!
“When I took it cheerfully, I almost fainted, only a poor penny!
In the diary of that day, I wrote a sentence like this: Is it really for the poor penny fifty cents that I give?
No, what I want is the process of getting it, and the throbbing in the center of this process!
During my junior summer vacation, I went to Shanghai for an internship, visited every day, and doubled every night!
Another student from the Agricultural University went to rural Hebei for an internship. They killed a sheep and entertained them for half a month, and it was over!
Back at school, the internship unit wrote and said, “These students are far from our requirements!
“We were suddenly awakened. For three years, we didn’t learn anything. People who wanted to go abroad were busy entrusting them. They went to New Oriental to take classes.
In their bags, there are always tapes and word books.
Is going abroad fashionable or a must?
When I graduated from the postgraduate entrance examination, the busiest is the postgraduate graduate, who goes to school all night long and goes to the postgraduate entrance examination class every day.
Those who do not want to take the postgraduate entrance examination are busy with their work, and once they find it, they start to sleep every day.
In fact, there are some people who are more boring, that is, the people who are responsible for research.
No need to find a job, no test, so boring that I started playing a mouse catching game in the dormitory!
There are a lot of job application copying job information, take off jeans and T-shirts, put on a suit awkwardly, and rush around at the job fair, hate the certificate in their hands is not enough, complain that father and mother are not people with a face and face.
Hey, life is about to begin.
From eye-level to low-level to sign as long as there is a unit to be signed, the morality of the mind has hit countless blows, and finally married myself!
There is only one feeling, so tired!
It’s time to have a party. It’s a common thing to get drunk. It’s time to end your relationship. What’s the point of procrastination?
The purpose of getting together is only for the coming differences.
Are we separated? Will we meet?
The school leaving the school posted a notice at the entrance of the building: graduates must leave the school on time before 6 o’clock on a certain day!
Scarlet big characters tore everyone’s hearts!
This is clearly my dear alma mater is walking us!
I remember the slogans that welcomed the freshmen when I entered the school, and now we are leaving the school!
Postgraduate entrance examination, post-graduate work, work abroad, study abroad.